Things you won't trust other people to do/get for you

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#23

Mate, he’s not actually Dave Grohl, that’s just a kind of joke we have.

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#24

A couple of fuckers at the wedding I attended on Saturday were also in on the joke. Sigh.

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#25

CONGRATULATIONS!!

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#26

Can’t trust my mum to get cereal for me when she does the big shop, pretty much never gets it right.

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#27

Put things in the right cupboards/drawers out of the dishwasher. I mean you’d think “put them in the same place as things the same as them already are” would be straightforward but no, every time I end up finding the cheese grater in the crockery cupboard or some stupid shit.

#28

Sometimes I find the plates not even stacked in same plate order…

#29

Headphones. Computer components. Most tech really

#30

Large to small, ascending. Fucksakes people.

#31

I’m so fucking lazy I don’t think there’s anything I wouldn’t let anyone do for me. Can’t wait until we’re all living like those perma-reclining people in Wall-E.

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#32

Ok so I’ve decided my favourite snare sound in all of recorded music is the one on “the same deep water as you” by the cure.

What kind of snare do I need to get this sort of effect?

#33

We reckon you need a deep steel snare, tuned low.

#34

Righto, thanks!

#35

I won’t trust other people to make me a nice cup of tea

(I mean I will accept them occasionally if I’m desperate but they’re nearly always wrong)

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#36

What was the design?

Wasn’t that incredibly expensive?

How come you couldn’t find the sound you wanted commercially?

And other questions…

#37

Applying cheese / butter / condiments / etc. Capitalism has made you assume everyone subscribes to the aesthetics of maximalist excess

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#38

If someone is making me a cup of tea I just ask for it to be black no sugar - or they’ll get it completely wrong. Go into a cafe and they make it half tea half milk. WTF is that all about?

#39

Ironing a shirt. Not that anyone ever offers.

#40

Yeah. Well, laundry in general actually. Remember my step mum tumbledrying the Stussy t-shirt I treated myself to with my first proper paycheque. Boil wash and tumble dry. Put it on and it was like a muscle vest. Brushed the chest and half the logo crumbled off.

#41

The Cure always have the best drum sound/set up :+1:

Some detail on the Disintegration sound here…

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#42

What are you applying cheese to?