#76

He’s such a turd :joy:

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#77

Glad this isn’t the “things you were slow to realise” thread…

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#78

i would like my boyfriend to stop reminding me, when i complain about his many extremely loud farts, that i farted in front of him before he farted in front of me. it was his fault anyway because he squeezed me. he farts so much that i have no idea how he managed to hold them all in until that point.

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#79

Um… guys?

#80

Huh?

#81

Ok… um… so what DOES Netflix and chill mean?

#82

Ah, sorry, I thought you were suggesting that I’d done something wrong. The phrase has sexual connotations - essentially meaning two people getting together to, you know, not watch Netflix.

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#83

I thought that’s what Netflix and chill meant :thinking:

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#84

Hmmm I had understood it to mean something a bit different. Maybe I’ve got it wrong. Shit, I’m not so sure any more.

In fairness, it is the fisting and deepthroat incidents that tend to get raised most often.

It is more than reciprocated too.

Edit: for the avoidance of doubt it is the piss taking that is reciprocated. Just in case the foregoing looks like utter filth.

#85

Being honest here, before reading this thread did you think Netflix and chill meant:

  • A quiet night in front of the telly
  • Filth

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#86

Nope, I looked it up. It does in fact mean what you think it does.

The fisting one made me chuckle

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#87

spat out my tea at the continuity in this post

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#88

why would it mean sex?

#89

That’s what I thought. We’re obviously too naive, Bam.

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#90

Re: Netflix and Chill I feel like one of the cool kids in the year above who knows what “doing it” really means

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#91

quite like the idea of just watching a film and a cuddle or something though.

Are you allowed to do this?

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#92

Of course!

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#93

TV…is that you?

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#94

You absolutely don’t have it wrong, don’t let these clueless dorks (ilu guys) get you confused.

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#95

According to Wikipedia it means both things

Essentially it started off as non-filth but then clearly the likes of @pervo and @elthamsmateowen got their disgusting mitts on it :wink:

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