Things you would like people to drop

meowington · 2018-06-20T16:40:57.074Z

He’s such a turd

The_Cosh · 2018-06-20T16:51:01.319Z

weeber:

The time that she talked about going to her mam’s house for Netflix and chill, believing it to be literally just about chilling out while watching Netflix.

Glad this isn’t the “things you were slow to realise” thread…

froglet · 2018-06-20T16:57:14.865Z

i would like my boyfriend to stop reminding me, when i complain about his many extremely loud farts, that i farted in front of him before he farted in front of me. it was his fault anyway because he squeezed me. he farts so much that i have no idea how he managed to hold them all in until that point.

zxcvbnm2 · 2018-06-20T19:15:50.942Z

weeber:

The time that she talked about going to her mam’s house for Netflix and chill, believing it to be literally just about chilling out while watching Netflix.

Um… guys?

weeber · 2018-06-20T19:20:12.517Z

Huh?

zxcvbnm2 · 2018-06-20T19:41:13.764Z

Ok… um… so what DOES Netflix and chill mean?

weeber · 2018-06-20T19:44:36.542Z

Ah, sorry, I thought you were suggesting that I’d done something wrong. The phrase has sexual connotations - essentially meaning two people getting together to, you know, not watch Netflix.

Witches · 2018-06-20T19:50:01.689Z

I thought that’s what Netflix and chill meant

weeber · 2018-06-20T19:52:59.938Z

Hmmm I had understood it to mean something a bit different. Maybe I’ve got it wrong. Shit, I’m not so sure any more.

In fairness, it is the fisting and deepthroat incidents that tend to get raised most often.

It is more than reciprocated too.

Edit: for the avoidance of doubt it is the piss taking that is reciprocated. Just in case the foregoing looks like utter filth.

blimeycharlie · 2018-06-20T19:53:08.267Z

Being honest here, before reading this thread did you think Netflix and chill meant:

A quiet night in front of the telly
Filth

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Witches · 2018-06-20T19:55:48.305Z

Nope, I looked it up. It does in fact mean what you think it does.

The fisting one made me chuckle

Tuna · 2018-06-20T20:04:08.902Z

spat out my tea at the continuity in this post

Bamnan · 2018-06-20T20:04:29.343Z

why would it mean sex?

blimeycharlie · 2018-06-20T20:07:47.051Z

That’s what I thought. We’re obviously too naive, Bam.

manches · 2018-06-20T20:08:14.101Z

Re: Netflix and Chill I feel like one of the cool kids in the year above who knows what “doing it” really means

Bamnan · 2018-06-20T20:09:28.086Z

quite like the idea of just watching a film and a cuddle or something though.

Are you allowed to do this?

blimeycharlie · 2018-06-20T20:11:04.602Z

Of course!

Raanraals · 2018-06-20T22:33:12.523Z

TV…is that you?

whiterussian · 2018-06-20T22:36:46.013Z

weeber:

Maybe I’ve got it wrong. Shit, I’m not so sure any more.

You absolutely don’t have it wrong, don’t let these clueless dorks (ilu guys) get you confused.

1101010 · 2018-06-21T00:23:04.048Z

According to Wikipedia it means both things

en.wikipedia.org

Netflix and chill

"Netflix and chill" is an Internet slang term used as a euphemism for sexual activity, either as part of a romantic partnership, as casual sex, or as a groupie invitation. Since its first recorded, nonsexual use in a tweet posted in 2009, the phrase has gained popularity within the Twitter community and other social media sites like Facebook and Vine. By 2015, "Netflix and chill" had become an Internet meme and its use on teenage social media was commonly described as "sexual" by Fusion. I'm abou...

Essentially it started off as non-filth but then clearly the likes of @pervo and @elthamsmateowen got their disgusting mitts on it