this has just reminded me of
I ruined an 18th birthday party by getting so drunk that I hit the fire alarm FOR A LAUGH and everyone had to evacuate the building in the rain and then I cried to the DJ about ruining the party
Must hear about it once a month. It was 12 years ago.
Probably the most dis thing ever
it is now
Oh my TV is great for this. I will never stop bringing up:
- The time that she threatened to give one of my friends a ‘fisting’ on the mistaken understanding that it meant to punch someone.
- The time that she referred to Deepthroat Barracks during a very serious conversation with my dad.
- The time that she talked about going to her mam’s house for Netflix and chill, believing it to be literally just about chilling out while watching Netflix.
These are all so sweet and naïve
When I was about 10 or 11 I had to get something out of the oven. My glasses steamed up and I ran in to the living room laughing going “look, look! haha! look at my glasses” and my parents just looked at me like I was mental.
Every time one of them gets something out of the oven they do an impression of me. I am 34.
Oh my - I’ve not seen that before. Cringeworthingly (is that a word?) brilliant.
I love the misjudgement, the way he says it like it’s important he gives the point his blessing
He’s such a turd
Glad this isn’t the “things you were slow to realise” thread…
i would like my boyfriend to stop reminding me, when i complain about his many extremely loud farts, that i farted in front of him before he farted in front of me. it was his fault anyway because he squeezed me. he farts so much that i have no idea how he managed to hold them all in until that point.
Ok… um… so what DOES Netflix and chill mean?
Ah, sorry, I thought you were suggesting that I’d done something wrong. The phrase has sexual connotations - essentially meaning two people getting together to, you know, not watch Netflix.
I thought that’s what Netflix and chill meant
Hmmm I had understood it to mean something a bit different. Maybe I’ve got it wrong. Shit, I’m not so sure any more.
In fairness, it is the fisting and deepthroat incidents that tend to get raised most often.
It is more than reciprocated too.
Edit: for the avoidance of doubt it is the piss taking that is reciprocated. Just in case the foregoing looks like utter filth.