Things you would like to go into (banal?)

Mum jokes encouraged.

I would like to get into chess strategy so I could go chess puzzles. Not really fussed about actually playing it.

Too late, I was doing a chess puzzle in another tab.

I mean, working.

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the future

space future would be ideal really

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Hula Hoop dancing

Plain or BBQ?

Looking forward to watching you do this in sleazys :grinning::+1:

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steady on


enter roundabout

Used to work with a (nerdy, white) guy who was into breakdancing. He didn’t have much of a sense of humour about it though, and refused to demonstrate it.

Until his leaving do. He got good and drunk and we finally persuaded him. He spent 90% of the time doing that sort of bouncing back and forth thing and nothing else, then went in for what I think was meant to be the worm. He over-egged it, bent his glasses on the floor and gave himself a carpet burn on his face.

He popped in a few days later and said his memory of the night was really hazy but he had a vague memory that something… embarrassing had happened? I told him nah, he’s fine, nothing memorable. Didn’t have the heart to tell him.

Obviously someone filmed it on their phone.


Is there a ‘people who’ thread knocking around? I want to register my anger for those who say “Not gonna lie” when they’re trying to be funny

I interviewed some guy who had captain of the uni breakdance society on his CV. I was expecting some weiner whereas he could have torn me limb from limb (and I’m nails as fuck!).

Probably a different guy then.

YOUR M- oh


might get some crisps

bit fuckin slow on here today eh


everything feels slow today

Gonna get into this now in a minute

You a one or a two biter?