Things you would like to go into (banal?)


#1

Mum jokes encouraged.

I would like to get into chess strategy so I could go chess puzzles. Not really fussed about actually playing it.


#2

‘go’ into?


#3

you still have time to edit that pal


#4

Too late, I was doing a chess puzzle in another tab.


#5

I mean, working.


#6

space

the future

space future would be ideal really


#7

Hula Hoop dancing


#8

Plain or BBQ?


#9

Breakdancing. Would love to get wasted and bust out the worm in some shit pub.


#10

Looking forward to watching you do this in sleazys :grinning::+1:


#11

steady on


#12

enter roundabout


#13

Used to work with a (nerdy, white) guy who was into breakdancing. He didn’t have much of a sense of humour about it though, and refused to demonstrate it.

Until his leaving do. He got good and drunk and we finally persuaded him. He spent 90% of the time doing that sort of bouncing back and forth thing and nothing else, then went in for what I think was meant to be the worm. He over-egged it, bent his glasses on the floor and gave himself a carpet burn on his face.

He popped in a few days later and said his memory of the night was really hazy but he had a vague memory that something… embarrassing had happened? I told him nah, he’s fine, nothing memorable. Didn’t have the heart to tell him.

Obviously someone filmed it on their phone.


#14

Is there a ‘people who’ thread knocking around? I want to register my anger for those who say “Not gonna lie” when they’re trying to be funny


#15

I interviewed some guy who had captain of the uni breakdance society on his CV. I was expecting some weiner whereas he could have torn me limb from limb (and I’m nails as fuck!).


#16

Probably a different guy then.


#17

YOUR M- oh


#18

Tickets are booked! Need to get on with hotels now


#19

*maw


#20

might get some crisps