Things you'd quite like to do but will never actually do

Move to Ireland for a year and find a nice Fenian boyfriend.
Dye my hair light pink.
Live in a place with a walk-in wardrobe.
Bone in an office (at least I don’t think this will ever actually happen to me. My office overlooks the pedestrian centre of Tunbridge Wells)

Meant to be a light-hearted thread. Took ‘get a pet rabbit and name it Petaflop and train it to watch TV while I cuddle it’ off the list because that’s actually going to happen :rabbit: :sparkling_heart:

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Stationery cupboard?

Probably be moving quite a bit with 2 folks smashing in it

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JFC

(jiggling fucking cupboard)

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Literally so full of stationery that you can’t shut the door. And in the meeting room which is the floor below and so even more visible.

Maybe the Blue Booth though…

Mate you should totally do this

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Presume that’s what it’s for

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Stationery cupboard
Is there still a part of you that wants to shag?

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That wingsuit thing where you fly down a mountain side mere feet above the tree tops and ravines, microseconds from death. Looks like literally the most exhilarating thing a human could do.

But I’d definitely die, so a tandem skydive is the top of my actual ambitions.

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It’s a noble ambition

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Complete & deliver this project I’m working on : /

Poor @Scunner

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that too

actually, feels like there’s some kind of synchronicity/reciprocacy in this raffle prize thing insofar as I need to claim my prize from @scout in order to complete my prize to @Scunner

Perhaps Scout is destined to do the vocals or something, I dunno?

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I would love to but it’s so much effort to look after it and I’m worried fairly sure my hair will never look as good in another colour as it does in blonde.

That said, the more I think about my list, the more it feels like a to do list.

Go on Masterchef
Learn to play the piano properly (as opposed to being able to tinker around in C major)

listen to ‘A Song for Jook’

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find love
make that 100 garlic cuzzer

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see above

I’m gonna actually put my headphones on and listen to it now while working

Score the goal that wins Liverpool the league.

Hot air ballon.