Things you'll always ignore


#1

Speed limits at anything over 40.

“You must credit the author”

“Ring the bell if we did a good job”

etc. Hit me.


#2

Who is asking you to ring a bell, please?


#3

Subway do it. Probably others. Never gonna happen.


#4

The leaflet inside packs of medicine.


#5

Wrestling threads


#6

Sport


#7

Twitter trolls


#8

Warning messages about properly disconnecting a USB stick.


#9

The bit in Ikea instructions where it reckons you need two people to build a coffee table.


#10

Requests for feedback on Amazon and etc

Very much this.


#11

or where it tells you to nail your chest of drawers to the wall so it doesn’t fall on top of small children


#12

Pound shop Milo Yiannopoulos forum posters.


#13

:warning: As someone who was nearly crushed by their billy bookcase i advise you to please nail those things back!! There were books and CDs everywhere!! :warning:


#14

‘This website uses cookies. By continuing to use the site you agree to our use of cookies. Click here to remove this message’.

Stop making me hungry you dicks!


#15

One upside to Brexit is being able to get rid of these messages!


#16

Emails from that one colleague who emails far too much about trivial things and updates about things I don’t care about and ffs Karen I’m this close to setting up a filter with your name


#17

don’t want to be all Gervais but …


#18

Emails from that one colleague who emails far too much about trivial things and updates about things I don’t care about.


#19

ignores


#20

fixed…