#47

My alarm clock

#48

Phone calls from numbers I don’t know

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#49

FO,M

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#50

“95% of your storage on your phone is full” type messages

CBA m9

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#51

icloud hasnt been backed up in a thousand years

fucking icloud needs to be bigger then, like fuck am i paying for more room, get away

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#52

emails marked with the red ‘urgent’ exclamation mark.

No.

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#53

Retro addition:

Wii: “Why not take a break? You can pause the game by pressing +…”

+. More Mario Kart please.

#54

In urban areas, villages, 30 limits, etc never.

If I’m out in the sticks, I drive at whatever speed I want

#55

On the flipside, I always open “low importance” ones first, because it will nearly always be funny.

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#56

*about cake

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#57

Yes! This and private numbers. If it’s important they will leave a message. Otherwise it’s some fucking mook trying to get me to give them money (PPI, blah, blah).

#58

‘Message recalled’ are always opened in 0.1 seconds for the sheer bants

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#59

subway ask you to ring a bell?!

#60

Never seen anyone actually do it. Just has a little sign saying something like “Did we do a great job? Let us know by ringing the bell!”

You successfully assembled the sandwich I dictated to you, would you also like a medal?

#61

I have never seen this

#62

Might have been a temporary thing, due to surely nobody ever ringing the bell.

Or it might have been a local thing, they’re franchised aren’t they? Some upstart manager with a ‘great idea’.

#63

#64

are you sure the you can ring my bell song wasn’t on and you’re confusing things?

#65

Haha, oh wow. Yeah makes sense with the whole franchising thing

#66

The correct date on gig tickets, it would appear.

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