#56

*about cake

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#57

Yes! This and private numbers. If it’s important they will leave a message. Otherwise it’s some fucking mook trying to get me to give them money (PPI, blah, blah).

#58

‘Message recalled’ are always opened in 0.1 seconds for the sheer bants

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#59

subway ask you to ring a bell?!

#60

Never seen anyone actually do it. Just has a little sign saying something like “Did we do a great job? Let us know by ringing the bell!”

You successfully assembled the sandwich I dictated to you, would you also like a medal?

#61

I have never seen this

#62

Might have been a temporary thing, due to surely nobody ever ringing the bell.

Or it might have been a local thing, they’re franchised aren’t they? Some upstart manager with a ‘great idea’.

#63

#64

are you sure the you can ring my bell song wasn’t on and you’re confusing things?

#65

Haha, oh wow. Yeah makes sense with the whole franchising thing

#66

The correct date on gig tickets, it would appear.

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#67

Haha, YES!

#68

i have an app that tells me to do an abs workout at 7pm everyday. i like to ignore that

#69

on the rare occasion i’m in a subway with one i always like to do it just to see the staff looking like they want to kill themselves

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#70

Trigger warnings and the like.

#71

i’ve got a gps watch that i sometimes keep wearing even after i’ve finished a ride or a run or whatever. it buzzes every hour to remind you to move. even if you’ve just been out cycling for fucking 8 hours (which it knows) it’ll still be like bzzz ‘hey, remember and move!’

fuck off garmin

#72

Malms are lethal. Literally. You can pull the bottom drawer out, it then wants to slide itself open and the whole thing tips over with any weight on it.

If you have no kids in the house though - fuck it.

#73

Bikes/Cyclists/Cycling

#74

Any medical complaint that is steadily worsening

#75

Well… That photos ruined my afternoon