[obv that’s fine and my reply was a bit tongue in cheek BUT as a more vulnerable road user when I’m out on my bike riding along country lanes where it’s the national speed limit I fucking hate it when cars come speeding along, it happens all the time and is scary and dangerous]
oh my god can someone else pick “no” please
Ooh is this gonna turn into another cycling thread ?
Cycling threads
The parking sensors on my car before it makes the flatline sound. Fuck off, I’ve got loads of room still.
My alarm clock
Phone calls from numbers I don’t know
FO,M
“95% of your storage on your phone is full” type messages
CBA m9
icloud hasnt been backed up in a thousand years
fucking icloud needs to be bigger then, like fuck am i paying for more room, get away
emails marked with the red ‘urgent’ exclamation mark.
No.
Retro addition:
Wii: “Why not take a break? You can pause the game by pressing +…”
+. More Mario Kart please.
In urban areas, villages, 30 limits, etc never.
If I’m out in the sticks, I drive at whatever speed I want
On the flipside, I always open “low importance” ones first, because it will nearly always be funny.
*about cake
Yes! This and private numbers. If it’s important they will leave a message. Otherwise it’s some fucking mook trying to get me to give them money (PPI, blah, blah).
‘Message recalled’ are always opened in 0.1 seconds for the sheer bants
subway ask you to ring a bell?!
Never seen anyone actually do it. Just has a little sign saying something like “Did we do a great job? Let us know by ringing the bell!”
You successfully assembled the sandwich I dictated to you, would you also like a medal?
I have never seen this
