Let’s not get maudlin in here. Keep it light.
I become a FIFA god when baked. Fo sho.
(Though it might be difficult to prove).
Let’s not get maudlin in here. Keep it light.
I become a FIFA god when baked. Fo sho.
(Though it might be difficult to prove).
Speaking to people.
Drinking.
I become Paul Newman in The Hustler after 3 pints.
trivia quizzes
I think I lose inhibition and willing to blurt anything out which sometimes works.
I was thinking that meant you could eat 50 boiled eggs but that’s the wrong film.
Singing
Dancing
Flirting
spending more money
I’m pretty sure there’s an optimum drunk/stoned level where I’m better at everything. If I could be permanently on about 4 beers, a whisky and a small joint I’d be kicking life’s arse. The trouble comes if I go any further than that, when I become no use to anybody. Which is of course the only thing I want to do at that point.
Pool is definitely a sport with a drinking sweet spot. Pretty sure I’ve never lost a game during my 3rd pint, and never won one after 4
Being hilarious
Chopping onions
The sex (if I wasn’t a virgin)
Playing guitar needs between one and two beers but then falls off an incredibly steep cliffedge
When stoned: brushing my teeth. Become transfixed by it all
Aw man. We should start some sort of association for this.
Perhaps a super league.
I am a stone-cold genius at brushing my teeth when baked. I incorporate all kinds of syncopation in there too. I’m like Stewart Copeland on my (g)nashers.
There’s a very narrow window (roughly between two and three pints) when i’m alright at speaking to The Women.
^^^ always posts on here half-cut.
Used to play football, then half-way through everyone would get pleasantly baked, at which point I always turned into Zinedine Zidane. #truefact
fifa and IRL kick ups. I boss them when mortal on the herb.