After about two and a half pints, my hand is steadied enough to have a decent go at the darts. It quickly goes downhill though one I lose the concentration.

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eating shite food

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Playing drums. Tbh after 1/2 pints I definitely am better. 3…not so much.

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Once had a game of poker where I had just the right amount of intoxicants, it was almost as if I could see the other players thoughts! I did win, whether or not this was coincidence or I spooked the other players with my unfounded/inebriated confidence only the gods will know.

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This. I used to play in a darts league and would try to match my turn to around ten minutes after my second pint.

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I’m learning drums at the moment.

Am terrible pissed. Baked I can just about manage.

Absolutely nothing. Drink impairs whatever skills I have. I long since realised that I’m much better at bass when sober, same with socialising. I’m even better at sex when I’m sober.

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Definitely really good at cooking preposterous meals whilst stoned. Unfortunately the ability doesn’t extend to “keeping the kitchen relatively tidy whilst cooking preposterous meals”. Made a risotto once (tasted banging) but later that evening I was picking rice off the walls.

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Literally nothing at all. I’ve got amazing moves with or without booze, but the booze sometimes convinces me that the people in my vicinity are worthy of witnessing my moves.

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Much better at overwatch and league of legends as I take more risks and play much more confidently. But that eventually leads to my demise

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Have all my best ideas when a lil stoned. Pretty much wrote most of the tricky discussion bits of my thesis whilst baked.

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I don’t know about being ‘better’ I find XKCD’s Ballmer Peak applies to playing music too, particularly playing live. Buzzed enough not to be self-conscious, but still in possession of your motor skills.

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