This feels like a trap.

Did it anyway because I’m a sucker.

“…oh, it says we’ve not seen you since July, is that right?”

YES FUCK OFF I KNOW

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i hope so!

omg here’s a story about what I’ve just gone through:

I was referred to Chiropody by my Rheumatology consultant back in AUGUST and heard nothing until a couple of weeks ago when I received a letter in the post to say I had to call to confirm I that wanted an appointment.
During the call, they then said they’d be calling me within the next week or so to confirm the date.
A week passed, and the phone rang, except they weren’t confirming the date, I was having a phone consultation, in which the Chiropodist said “Ah, yes, you definitely have reason to be referred, you’ll get a letter in the post about an appointment”.

Mrs C could def pull off dungarees while still looking glamourous.

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fuck sake

I reckon it’s a new tactic to preserve NHS resources, like when the DWP make people wait five hours to speak to someone about new benefits claims.

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depends what she had on underneath them

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Ugh, the frustration.

I had a similar experience, where I was referred for physio, and waited months and months and chased up similar circular letters. When I actually got the appointment, it turned out to be five minutes long, and the physio just prodded me, and went “oh yes, this is definitely bad”, and then handed me a photocopied sheet of some basic stretches. When I said “er, am I not getting treated?” she went “oh, that’s not actually covered now, you need to be referred again, and it takes about three months currently, just keep taking the painkillers instead”. I ended up going to a training school and being one of the guinea pigs the graduating students have to practice on to get their clinical hours, because I couldn’t afford to go private.

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My annual appraisal forms.

This sounds awfully familiar. I waited ages for a referral, which turned out to be for the main injury/rehab physio and not the pain or rheumatology ones. Was handed a sheet of exercises and sent on my way.

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Just give yourself 10/10 in all categories. Job done.

gonna go to the gym aaaaaaaaaaaany minute now

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I don’t believe you.

Prove me wrong, eric. Prove me wrong.

Oh yeah.

  • Cancel gym membership
  • Quiting drinking
  • Meeting up with people I haven’t seen in ages for a drink

Fine, on my way.

this to dentist stuff