Things you're rubbish at

I stop being able to breathe deeply and regularly if I’ve got headphones on.

So that’s mine: breathing.

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Estimating anything - weight, height, distance, ages.

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Handwriting and anything that requires any kind of dexterity with my hands

Skateboarding/Snowboarding/Windsurfing

That must be a dreadful burden for you, day to day.

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Breathing through my nose when laying down

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Absolutely terrible at video games apart from star wars battlefront 2 (old version)

Completely stuck on donkey Kong ATM, a game made for children

They have fast reactions and stuff when they’re young. It’s probably just that

Doesn’t sound very child-friendly.

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We all have our cross to bear, Eps

Sitting with my legs crossed like you used to have to in assembly. My legs just…don’t do that?

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Also breathing apparently i hold it in for ages and then let out a little sigh

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Scott_McGregg

Bloody kids. I bet they can’t even chop garlic finely or open a tin can

Blowing balloons
Tying balloons

I can’t sing for shit

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Eye contact

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I had an exam once - important one, needed to pass to get my professional qualifications - where the trick is to spend 15 minutes at the beginning really concentrating to get a bunch of information in order, and then if you do that bit right then the rest of the paper sort of falls out from that. If you do it wrong you definitely fail. It’s not hard, you just need to focus.

Anyway it was day three and hour thirteen of professional exams by that point and my brain decided that instead of doing the important thing it was going to sing this at me for twenty. minutes.

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Didyachickenpass?