Following @zxcvbnm2 disaster with a digestive and a tin of paint this afternoon. when have you mistakenly cocked up resulting in a hilarious situation for yourself?
I once picked up shaving foam instead of my spray deodorant, thankfully didn’t get very far into spraying it…
When I was a teenager and didn’t wear contact lenses, but was also too vain to wear my glasses when out and about, I was going back with someone after a night out and confidently signalled to what I thought was an approaching bus, only for the person I was with to point out it was actually a fire engine.
A while back, a clubhouse in Newcastle laid on free bowls of snacks on the bar one Sunday lunchtime while NUFC were playing an FA Cup match. There were some delicious looking chunks of fudge brownie which I helped myself to, only to discover they were in fact cubes of black pudding.
I’m sure this has happened to lots of us but waking up roasting hot in a tent at a festival and grabbing a bottle of water that turns out to be vodka. Not something I’m going to forget in a hurry.
See also mistaking a lovely tasty beer with an empty one thats been used as an ash tray