Things you've never done in a kitchen

never
kitchen

#1

I’ve never deep fat fried anything


#2

do that once every two weeks I reckon

I’ve never slaughtered a goat


#3

Poo

Probably have done a wee in a kitchen tho

Wait, might have shat myself in a kitchen when I was a baby, who knows? Void response please.


#4

What sort of things are you frying?


#5

I see we’ve already got a good number of comedy answers in, so i’ll take my leave.


#6

halloumi, tempura, bhajis: that kind of thing


#7

Never sous vided anything, don’t think I ever will


#8

never mandolined, but I’d very much like to


#9

Flambeed something


#10

Anal


#11

deep fat fried halloumi?


#12

someone at work has a sous vide machine indoors


#13

well, battered halloumi, yeah:


#14

Few seafood things:
Opened an oyster
Killed / boiled a crab or lobster
Made a bisque using all the heads and that


#15

…although technically, I’m not deep fat fying as I just use a normal iron pan, not a deep fat fryer.


#16

Never brined anything


#17

Never plucked a bird.


#18

^if anyone’s intending to follow that recipe, note that the batter proportions are wrong: you’ll need to add a bit more liquid.


#19

You fucking liar


#20

not sure i’d like that
but thanks anyway