Things you've never done in a kitchen

I’ve never deep fat fried anything

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do that once every two weeks I reckon

I’ve never slaughtered a goat

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Poo

Probably have done a wee in a kitchen tho

Wait, might have shat myself in a kitchen when I was a baby, who knows? Void response please.

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What sort of things are you frying?

I see we’ve already got a good number of comedy answers in, so i’ll take my leave.

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halloumi, tempura, bhajis: that kind of thing

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Never sous vided anything, don’t think I ever will

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never mandolined, but I’d very much like to

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Flambeed something

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Anal

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deep fat fried halloumi?

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someone at work has a sous vide machine indoors

well, battered halloumi, yeah:

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Few seafood things:
Opened an oyster
Killed / boiled a crab or lobster
Made a bisque using all the heads and that

…although technically, I’m not deep fat fying as I just use a normal iron pan, not a deep fat fryer.

Never brined anything

^if anyone’s intending to follow that recipe, note that the batter proportions are wrong: you’ll need to add a bit more liquid.

You fucking liar

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not sure i’d like that
but thanks anyway

firm Friday favourite in our house now.