reckon you could do a solid headbutt.
I’d just be like “don’t feel bad, have one of mine!” what’s he going to say to that eh?
Most instruments. They’re basically all the same right? 12 notes. Easy
yeah for sure, submitting your napkin colonel sanders impression thing as evidence
they’re grrrrrreat!
no that’s the other colonel isn’t it
doing sex
Secret Shopper Restaurant Critic
That is a good skill. Have you ever taken anyone to a music shop and wowed them by just having a go on everything?
ah yes my bad. I never ate much cereal as a kid in my defence
don’t really see many long-haired weathermen do you?
Gotta be a gap in the market
A job in marketing
need a good wooly jumper or similar slightly tragic wardrobe quirk first
maybe I could have a bunch of different bandanas and everyone’s like “oooh which one is he going to wear tonight?”
I never make a big deal out of though, just casual bandanaing
Also, HR.
Reckon you and @Witches would be the dream presenting partnership.
BAMDANA!
HAH!
Patent Attorney
get me off the stage, I’m killing it
Surely nothing to it
