Fucking muppets come to install our new wood burning stove (ra ra ra) basically just fucked up every detail possible and then tried to blame my wife so I gave him what for and then left them to undo what they’d done and fuck off and give my deposit back and then when I came back 15 mins later he was all red eyed and blubby. Feel guilty AND angry now ffs
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have you apologized?
Give him a hug Smee!
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No he already left without saying goodbye. He could also have apologised and chose not to
I do want a hug as well 
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Smee chasing after the van to say sorry
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Sounds like you don’t need an oven if you can hand out sick burns like that on the regular
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I CAN’T! IT’S A GEOOOO!
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Despicable smee
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bit where the car smashes through the door does me every time
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Did you point out that your white van is better than his during your tirade?
no workman, no cry
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We both know that already
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DiSer makes a workman cry…
Highly dubious 
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Work person.
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Back off clipboard - look at the title
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How can you just leave me standing?
Alone in a world that’s so cold? (So cold)
Maybe I’m just too demanding
Maybe I’m just like my father too bold
Maybe you’re just like my mother
She’s never satisfied (She’s never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other
This is what it sounds like
When workmen cry
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Fuck
Maybe I’m just like my methser
Smee’s never satisfied
Why do we scream at each other
This is what it sounds like, when workmen cry
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