#48

:computer: :running_man: :dash:

BRAN REQUEST!

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#49

Remember reading something about someone died of a cardiac arrest from chronic constipation - lots of nerves in the GI tract, so can really mess up physiology p. badly

Wishing everyone a healthy GI tract :pray:

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#50

Maybe I should see my GP…

#51

Similar situation to ‘having the flu’ maybe?

Having suffered from both, definitely preferred being bunged up for a week or so followed by a good clearout to having rusty water pouring out of my arse for a fortnight.

#52

If it’s a regular thing, and you’re not exaggerating when you say that it can be a couple of weeks, then yeah, definitely go see your GP.

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#53

How have you never had constipation before?!

#54

and drink some water!!

#55

Someone told me a story once about someone who died of constipation. She exploded. For real.

#56

Without going into it too much (it’s in the depression thread)…my lifestyle has probably contributed, especially if dehydration is a factor.

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#57

I’ve heard medical stories about it coming back out the way it went in due to severe impaction.

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#58

Just bloody love stooling

#59

I should really have avoided this thread while eating my dinner.

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#60

I feel like I might have made this up. I’m going to go google it.

#62

I believe this is now considered what Elvis Presley most likely succumbed to… TKC don’t go the way of the King!

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#63

didn’t he have a heart attack on the shitter?

#64

FTFY

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#65

If I’m at home I don’t mind having diarama

#66

Fucking hell

#67

I’m actually in tears laughing at how stupid that is.

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#68

Dunno for sure. Half watched one of those ‘last hours of’ on channel 5 a while back and that was the doctor’s conclusion