Have a beer. It always gets me moving. If ever I’m out on a drinking sesh I have to insist on the first place we go being somewhere with decent toilets as I just know halfway into the first pint I’ll get the urge.
You can’t stay home if you’re constipated.
This is giving me the urge to poop!
You’re not the boss of me.
You need to eat something from a can
Both are grim but constipation is preferable. Diarrhoea isn’t just a bit of a runny poo after a dodgy takeaway, diarrhoea is “JFC I’m literally pissing out of my arsehole and I can’t be more than 10 steps from a toilet”.
Best way to cure constipation for me:
- coffee, black strong
- have a walk
- do a squat on your toilet, get your knees up to your chest
That was some hot pork trauma I’ll have you know.
What a thread
I had to take codeine for back pain once and I was unaware that one of the side effects was constipation. Trying to take a dump whilst constipated with back pain is one of the most painful things I’ve ever experienced.
Thing is, I ended up taking loads of Senokot which had me pissing out of my arsehole eventually, so with constipation you’re getting the worst of both worlds.
looks like Theo is no longer the only pub shitter!
Take a load of MDMA. You’ll be shitting in no time.
you’re thinking of sudoku
A few seconds of diarrhea is so much worse than a few weeks of constipation. And I’ve had both
Just in light of this post. I regularly go weeks without pooing and it’s fine…so maybe I don’t know what true constipation feels like
Can we get a written statement from a doctor on that please
That it happens or that’s it’s fine?
I’ve never seen a doctor for it.
To who it may concern,
I can confirm my patient Wanton is full of shit on a regular basis