Throwing something straight into a bin
Smoking
Backflip
Posting on DiS.
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Fixing a jukebox with a light fist bump
Standing at a urinal pissing with both hands on your hips.
postcoital moonwalk.
Throwing a shoe at President Bush
Gotta make sure you land all those high fives though.
Slamming a flip phone shut at the end of a conversation.
Gunfingers (in the rave)
Sliding on your knees
bowling a strike
showing an EU passport at passport control in the EU.
Pre-emptively walking away from a strike without watching it happen is the ‘Cool guys don’t look at explosions’ that we can all experience.
I dunno, I used to work with a guy who had repped Britain in the olympics (I think) and when he turned up to a work bowling night (I know) in his special bowling shirt/shoes and ‘power glove’ he looked as deeply uncool as you could get despite hitting a strike every time