This blackberry I've got proper looks like Marge's hair

[TKC]

[roastthemonaspit]

• Opened the thread expecting to see a phone.

[ma0sm]

It D’oh!es (it does)

[safebruv]

You’ve got very nice nails

[drastic_measures]

You don’t need her at all anymore

[The_Respected_User]

Where did you get it?

[ma0sm]

The Card’ohne Warehouse!

[The_Respected_User]

I was going to say M&S…

MARGE & SIMPSONS THAT IS!!!

[TKC]

Sainsbo’s

[The_Respected_User]

Simposbo’s more like!

[TKC]

Thank you but they are in need of a trim

[The_Respected_User]

Wait, Simpsbo’s more like!

[TKC]

Sainsd’oh’s if Homer went

[TKC]

Should’ve clarified, I meant Marge Simpson

[The_Respected_User]

Mother of Bart, Lisa and Maggie? Wife of Homer?

[TKC]

Yes!

[The_Respected_User]

Oh cool, I know her! I slept with her at Coachella one year!