does nowt for me, pals

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I’m not like majorly bothered by it or anything, just galling innit, that’s literally the only bit of interaction required in the whole transaction and the knobhead just straight-up didn’t bother with it. I’d ordinarily just suck it up but I’ll be refusing his service when I go back next time, will be the first time ever I’ll have to pull out the “I’ll wait for someone else ta” if he’s the free one.

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was thinking the other day that you could probably wear a potato sack in Shoreditch and be the absolute toast of the town. for 5 minutes, until someone else goes to the veg shop to get a sack

individuality has been absolutely crushed, man.

what’s that? you have a dress with crocodiles on it? mine has a marmasat, a peruvian goat and a fucking llama on it…unlucky!

oh right, yeah man. no good at all. solid hairdressers are like gold dust, man. find one and keep that cunt on retainer innit

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Shit

Yeah guys Cara Delevigne is pretty average! Wouldn’t be interested in the slightest!! YSCs!!!

I have fucking no idea what anyone finds attractive anymore.

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shit man. yeah, imagine people having their own opinions on things! what a world we live in

I think culture is indivisible. Does that make sense? The idea that someone might be into one sphere of the arts and not another seems totally alien to me. Like, I struggle to see how anyone could be into music and not be interested in the wider cultural context and influences and things it influences.

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Solely based on watching some of the Belgian national team I beg to differ

Do football teams hire by handsomeness now?

:upside_down: Fair play, definitely stealing that phrase too. Reckon if he was a Brit he’d be considered at least average though.

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I wonder has DarwinBabe picked that up from her Irish mates?

eden hazard

ooof! absolute cunt, but an absolute dreamboat. I think about his face a lot

The average person is pretty ugerz, so makes sense. Whatever he looks like.

I thought you meant Adam Lambert who is way more beautiful than Adam Levine

We sure do :grinning:

just googled that Lambert chap. he does that weird pout thing with his mouth in the vast majority of iamges. no good at all and the sign that he is trying waaaay too hard to be better looking than he really is

no good

Cool! Never knew that!