#41

Not a hat man really, my ears stick out so hats (and this fucking haircut) make me feel self-conscious about them

#42

I used to live near a barber shop that also had a display of New Era caps. That guy has got the market sewn up. “Ah does sir not like his haircut? Would sir care to browse the baseball caps?”

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#43

:smiley: That’s some next-level business-nous that. Fair play.

#44

don’t worry about these things, man. they mean nothing. especially in London. no one cares in London in anyone other than themselves

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#45

does nowt for me, pals

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#46

I’m not like majorly bothered by it or anything, just galling innit, that’s literally the only bit of interaction required in the whole transaction and the knobhead just straight-up didn’t bother with it. I’d ordinarily just suck it up but I’ll be refusing his service when I go back next time, will be the first time ever I’ll have to pull out the “I’ll wait for someone else ta” if he’s the free one.

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#47

was thinking the other day that you could probably wear a potato sack in Shoreditch and be the absolute toast of the town. for 5 minutes, until someone else goes to the veg shop to get a sack

individuality has been absolutely crushed, man.

what’s that? you have a dress with crocodiles on it? mine has a marmasat, a peruvian goat and a fucking llama on it…unlucky!

#48

oh right, yeah man. no good at all. solid hairdressers are like gold dust, man. find one and keep that cunt on retainer innit

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#49

Shit

#51

Yeah guys Cara Delevigne is pretty average! Wouldn’t be interested in the slightest!! YSCs!!!

#52

I have fucking no idea what anyone finds attractive anymore.

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#53

shit man. yeah, imagine people having their own opinions on things! what a world we live in

#54

I think culture is indivisible. Does that make sense? The idea that someone might be into one sphere of the arts and not another seems totally alien to me. Like, I struggle to see how anyone could be into music and not be interested in the wider cultural context and influences and things it influences.

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#55

Solely based on watching some of the Belgian national team I beg to differ

#56

Do football teams hire by handsomeness now?

#58

:upside_down: Fair play, definitely stealing that phrase too. Reckon if he was a Brit he’d be considered at least average though.

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#59

I wonder has DarwinBabe picked that up from her Irish mates?

#61

eden hazard

ooof! absolute cunt, but an absolute dreamboat. I think about his face a lot

#62

The average person is pretty ugerz, so makes sense. Whatever he looks like.

#63

I thought you meant Adam Lambert who is way more beautiful than Adam Levine