This is a sandwich

[Aggpass]

This is a circle

[colossalhorse]

If I paid for a sandwich and that’s what I was given I’d burn the establishment responsible down and make it my life’s work to hunt down everyone involved - no matter how long it took or what it cost me.

“Oh what a hilarious bit of exaggeration!” - DON’T TEST ME ON THIS.

[NoahVale]

That’s a taco. Is a taco a sandwich?

[Aggpass]

Its 2 sandwiches. If you cut it in half its a sandwich

[marckee]

A bit like earthworms?

[Aggpass]

I thought you were a vegetarian

[NoahVale]

The Proclaimers

[Aggpass]

This is life

[colinzealuk]

I am waiting for lunch time so I can see if they really are “HOT!” as it says on the packaging.

They’re not going to be HOT unless you cook them first.

[hip_young_gunslinger]

Touch my bum

[cutthelights]

ceci n’est pas une sandwich

[anon35496508]

I give that joke 2/10.

[Icarus-Smicarus]

If I buy it from Tesco I’ll say I bought a sandwich but if I made them at home I’ll say I made sandwiches.

Interesting.

[colinzealuk]

I’m improving!

[AQOS]

Shall we do the poll again?

If I make a sandwich then cut it in half, what do I have?

• Two sandwiches
• One sandwich, cut in two
• I’m unsure / I’m scared

[the_ravens]

No. A Fail…ed attempt at making a sandwich

[Aggpass]

This is a bit like the Jason McAteer pizza anecdote

[Scott_Chegg]

This is a king

[Aggpass]

Lovely profile picture of 2 scotch eggs, you’ve got there

[the_ravens]

Where does this madness end?

This is a pizza?!

Will I win trivial pursuit after one edge question because 1 piece = the whole thing?!