#61

You are cancelled!

#62

He was/is in a rock band

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#63

I voted the hot snakes reference, though in reality I’ve never heard it (unless seeing it written down here counts, depending on who it was that homer saw say goodbye to a shoe)

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#64

Sex eggs

  • Sex
  • Eggs
  • Sex eggs
  • Neither sex nor eggs

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#65

This explains ALOT

#66

When was the last time you heard ‘ensure you box your onions in order’?

#67

is this menat to be a nickname for an onion? I don’t get it

#68

Just now. ‘Balonz’ said it.

#69

Ever had your own alllotment?

  • No
  • No, never
  • No and I never will
  • No, but I might
  • No no no no no no no no no no no no there’s no allotment
  • Yes, right now in fact
  • Yes, but not anymore
  • I know someone who has but I don’t
  • Someone close to me is an allotment
  • What is an allotment?

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#70

NEVER BECAUSE IT IS NOT A SENTENCE

#71

used to go for barbeques on my friends allotment

was good.

sounds almost like there should be a punchline here, there’s not. that’s the whole story.

#72

Great

#73

When was the last time you heard ‘greasy eyes lead to an onion soul’?

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#74

STOP IT!

#75

is that the one limp bizkit covered

#76

When was the first time you heard ‘condition an onion and you will know the man’?

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#77

Because I didn’t believe this was a real song

Who invented this? (God)
Who invented that? (God did too)
Who invented this and that, (The English Did)
Well who invented those?

Who invented Fish? (God)
Who invented Chips? (God did too)
Who invented Fish & Chips, (The English Did)
Well who invented poo? (Your Mum did) (Ohh)

You ponce, you slag, pop it in the onion bag
You ponce, you slag, pop it in the onion bag

We’ll give you what we’ve got
We’ll give you what we’ve got

We’re England, England and we’ve given so much.
We’re England, England and we’re coming for a ?

Who invented Love? (God)
Who invented Hate? (God did too)
Who invented Love & Hate, (The English Did)
Well who invented poo? (Tchee)

Who invented time? (God)
Who invented time? (God did too)
Well who invented half time? (The English Did)
Well who invented poo? (Your Dad did too)

You ponce, you slag, pop it in the onion bag
You ponce, you slag, pop it in the onion bag

We’ll give you what we’ve got
We’ll give you what we’ve got

We’re England, England and we’ve given so much.
We’re England, England and we’re coming for a ?

(50% of the inventions inverted after the second world war have been English.)
(Yep bang on mate)

Trains, Boats, Planes, Computers, Penicillin, Connect Four, Countdown, Generation Game, Telephones

Gimme more, Gimme more.

Parliament, National Health, Luddites, Basement Converter? String Jemmy? Sting, Internal Combustion, Hovercraft, The Clash, Blur, Oasis, Detours, The Rolling Stones, Capston Full Strength, Navy Rum, Hipsters, Hippies, Flares, Vera Lyn and Chris Kamara

We’ll give you what we’ve got.
Gimme more, Gimme more.
We’ll give you what we’ve got.
Gimme more, Gimme more.

We’re England, (England England) and we given so much.
We’re England, England and we’re coming for a ?

Who invented Fish? (God)
Who invented Chips? (God did too)
Who invented Fish & Chips, (The English Did)
Well who invented poo? (The Dutch) (No)

Who invented time? (God)
Who invented time? (God did too)
Well who invented half time? (The English Did)
The Dutch invented Poo? (Really)

Right now, come on, we’re waiting.
Right now, come on, we’re waiting.
Right now, come on, we’re waiting.
And We’ve given so much we’re taking something back.

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#78

Still kinda don’t

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#79

Just now

#80

I really like onion rings, but quite often when I bite into them, the whole ‘onion’ bit comes out, leaving an empty shell of batter.

That’s my story, and I’m Mistersteve.

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