Fool on you, it’s Thursday?
No it’s an even bigger April fools, OBVIOUSLY!!!
I am (mostly) off work for two weeks now!
I’m off for a fortnight too.
It’s good being off work.
So it’s the filth thread then? Great.
Going to give my bum a good long scratch in a minute.
Waiting for a pizza.
I’m so excited. This academic year has been exhausting!
Are you doing anything nice with your time off?
Nothing at all.
We had a caravan booked by the coast but this lockdown doesn’t end until after it was due to happen.
I’m normally pretty happy with a fortnight of chilling in the house but it’s not much of a real break.
It could be worse though.
My mum cooked some butter chicken and we all fought over who got the last bit of sauce. But yer gal dingers was triumphant
bit done at the typo here.
just imagined a human sized chicken covered in butter bursting through the door like a child’s party clown.
today I gave my apple core to a goat because the pig was too slow
is there like an actual technique for chopping shitakes or do you just hack at them
I think the general technique is just to post a scathing remark and hoover up the likes.
i like to rip mushrooms apart with my hands, makes me feel big and strong
Hurry. The fuck. Up.
Just had some Christmas pudding. What am i like
so irritable today, in a real stinker of a mood
one hour til taskmaster and the circle back-to-back, if that ain’t gonna cheer me up nothing will
fish finger butty for dinner inniit