This is *not* the Thursday evening thread

APRIL FOOLS!!!

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Fool on you, it’s Thursday?

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No it’s an even bigger April fools, OBVIOUSLY!!!

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I am (mostly) off work for two weeks now! :partying_face:

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I’m off for a fortnight too.

It’s good being off work.

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So it’s the filth thread then? Great.

Going to give my bum a good long scratch in a minute.

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Waiting for a pizza.

I’m so excited. This academic year has been exhausting!

Are you doing anything nice with your time off?

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Nothing at all.

We had a caravan booked by the coast but this lockdown doesn’t end until after it was due to happen.

I’m normally pretty happy with a fortnight of chilling in the house but it’s not much of a real break.

It could be worse though.

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My mum cooked some butter chicken and we all fought over who got the last bit of sauce. But yer gal dingers was triumphant :sunglasses:

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bit done at the typo here.

just imagined a human sized chicken covered in butter bursting through the door like a child’s party clown.

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today I gave my apple core to a goat because the pig was too slow

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is there like an actual technique for chopping shitakes or do you just hack at them

I think the general technique is just to post a scathing remark and hoover up the likes.

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i like to rip mushrooms apart with my hands, makes me feel big and strong

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Hurry. The fuck. Up.

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Just had some Christmas pudding. What am i like

so irritable today, in a real stinker of a mood

one hour til taskmaster and the circle back-to-back, if that ain’t gonna cheer me up nothing will

fish finger butty for dinner inniit

Roy Wood?