#97

When we get audited at work, one of the observations is handwashing in the in store bakery. Business policy is to sing ‘Happy Birthday’ whilst washing your hands. That’s how long we’re expected to wash our hands for in food prep areas.

#99

Yeah but do you sing it really fast?

#100

I do the Sunn O))) mix. 35 mins to wash my hands.

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#101

I don’t even think about germs really.
I just think it’s nice to be clean.

#102

And smell of soap

#103

I accidentally bought soap the other day that was “Pears Soap Orange Colour” and it smelled dire

#104

We got hand sanitizer stations installed at work yesterday. Within hours an email went to everyone saying
•dont fill up your own bottles from the station
• someone has stolen a five litre bottle of sanitizer from the storeroom

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#105

Love stuff like this

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#106

I really do too

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#107

When there is an email about “there are doughnuts in the kitchen” or whatever it is genuinely astonishing to me the way that 85% of the workforce reverts to being fucking 8 years old and do like a really quick walk/half run thing to make sure they get to the doughnuts first. It’s so embarrassing, I love it.

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#108

It was the magic schoolbus that got me, when they went into that sick boy and saw all his bacteria :sob: found it quite traumatising

#109

Technology is too good at seeing germs these days, totally unnecessary outside of “the lab” IMO

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#110

Which is the most hygienic subset?

I’m going for New Romantics.I reckon they shower 5 times a day minimum.

#111

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#112

I reckon those folks who are dead into K-Pop

#113

This seems like the right thread to say that yesterday I was washing my hands in the gents at work when some guy who had been taking a loud dump in a cubicle flushed the toilet and strode out past me. Not only did he not wash his hands but he was casually holding his work laptop, which was still open from answering emails from the safety of the cubicle.

#115

The sheer brazen confidence of the filthy bastard was pretty remarkable.

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#117

It really felt like he was challenging all my ideas of polite society. “Fucking 'ave a load of this you soap using prick!”

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#119

Does it make any sense that they’ve put hand sanitiser in the bathrooms at work next to the soap?

The soap and water is better for washing your hands and if you weren’t paying attention you could accidentally use the hand sanitiser as soap and wash it off with water.

#120

That’s just the kind of no-nonsense leadership that you need in a crisis.

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