Our silly baby farts and burps with wild abandon and it highlights that those are among the purest actions
any babies I have will be fined per fart.
Sometimes I’ll just wash one hand and keep the other dry (and filthy) to save time.
Yeah I’m being partly flippant but tbh it’s more effort to go wash your hands than to avoid pushing particles that have mixed with your poo out of your anus at people
it’s for this reason that I find it so bizarre that farting in public is acceptable for so many people.
Bet shoes are particularly bad for touching, think of all the nasty things that must be on your shoes, bitf of dog shit, spit, dead worms and slugs, way worse than the cock
How is it more effort? You’re not going to the toilet especially to wash your hands. We’re talking about after you’ve used the loo. You have to walk past the sinks on your way out.
You dropping trou before you fart?
You have to turn the tap on and the water is cold etc
You should be washing your hands with hot water.
No but sadly my trousers aren’t vacuum sealed, if I can smell it bits of it are in my nose, near my brain
What if your water tap takes ages to warm up?
Also this might not be true but I heard it’s a myth that warm water actually cleans better than cold
Wait.
Not going to hang around in the bathroom for 2-5 minutes wasting water, cold is fine
OK great, wash your hands with cold water then
Think there are temps above which bacteria are killed which is why hot is better?
Yeah I do, just saying it’s more effort than holding your fart in and leaving a room
Really like this
Yeah no doubt but I feel though that’s like near boiling though right? Kill all my germs with my daily painfully hot bath
