This is sad


#1

#2

???

eh


#3

Nigel is basically DiS


#4

Nigel the lonely DiSer dies as he lived, surrounded by nuts magazines and his record collection


#5

He was finally joined by three real life members of his species. However, Nigel failed to befriend them, and then he died.

Yup


#6

“I think it must have been quite a frustrating existence. Whether or not he was lonely, he certainly never got anything back, and that must have been very strange experience, when he spent years courting. I think we all have a lot of empathy for him, because he had this fairly hopeless situation.”

only needs one word changed

“I think it must have been quite a frustrating existence. Whether or not he was lonely, he certainly never got anything back, and that must have been very strange experience, when he spent years posting. I think we all have a lot of empathy for him, because he had this fairly hopeless situation.”


#7

But he never showed any interest in the real-life birds, said Bell, instead remaining “aloof”, chattering to his concrete mate while the real-life birds got on with business in a different part of the colony.

also

But he never showed any interest in the real-life birds, said Bell, instead remaining “aloof”, chattering to his Croatian mate while the real-life birds got on with business in a different part of the colony.


#8

surrounded by pretend,concrete members of his species? Lived the fucking dream, mate!


#9

Can’t stop thinking about this. Poor Nigel.


#10

I like how they thought he could be the paradigm of gannets lured by concrete but it turns out he was just the one weirdo who wanted a concrete gf


#11

Ok, this is the first post I read in this thread so I guess I should read the article now.


#12

I’m laughing hysterically but I also kinda want to cry

RIP NIGEL
CANDLE IN THE WIND


#13

You could say he was cemental


#14

You don’t have to though