This is sad

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Nigel the lonely DiSer dies as he lived, surrounded by nuts magazines and his record collection

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He was finally joined by three real life members of his species. However, Nigel failed to befriend them, and then he died.

Yup

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“I think it must have been quite a frustrating existence. Whether or not he was lonely, he certainly never got anything back, and that must have been very strange experience, when he spent years courting. I think we all have a lot of empathy for him, because he had this fairly hopeless situation.”

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“I think it must have been quite a frustrating existence. Whether or not he was lonely, he certainly never got anything back, and that must have been very strange experience, when he spent years posting. I think we all have a lot of empathy for him, because he had this fairly hopeless situation.”

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But he never showed any interest in the real-life birds, said Bell, instead remaining “aloof”, chattering to his concrete mate while the real-life birds got on with business in a different part of the colony.

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But he never showed any interest in the real-life birds, said Bell, instead remaining “aloof”, chattering to his Croatian mate while the real-life birds got on with business in a different part of the colony.

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surrounded by pretend,concrete members of his species? Lived the fucking dream, mate!

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Can’t stop thinking about this. Poor Nigel.

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Ok, this is the first post I read in this thread so I guess I should read the article now.

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I’m laughing hysterically but I also kinda want to cry

RIP NIGEL
CANDLE IN THE WIND

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You could say he was cemental

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You don’t have to though

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