Took my pizza out the box and it was fucking snapped in half.
The box or the pizza?
saves you a job!
The pizza.
Good thinking
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I’m with Bam on this one. Saves blunting the scissors.
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i am sweat
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you mean the choppitywazzers?
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Yes, sorry, the choppitywazzers. They won’t stay sharp forever
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that’s a good day in anybody’s book!
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using a pizza wheel is a fun treat about cooking a supermarket pizza imo. so good
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Just eaten homemade dauphinoise. Absolutely delicious but I can almost feel my arteries thickening.
What’s the average life expectancy in France, 35?
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I’ll be honest, for once, we have a lovely firm wheel. Like, you know lots of them wiggle around? Ours doesn’t it means business and it means business. Happy business too, not that work related business.
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why did you make dolphin waz potatoes when it’s melting
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Chickpea burgers, fries and salad for tea was very good
Might watch some nonsense but otherwise… it’s waiting for bedtime I guess
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Thank you 
I slept terribly last night - I don’t even care that much about the football but there’s something about trying to sleep after you’ve been watching something intensely for nearly three hours. Then I woke up with a whole bunch of work thoughts and made the call just to get up and get on with it.
Am gonna go have a shower, a cuppa and watch Parks and Rec
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Was meant to have them yesterday, but far far too hot. Just had a big rain shower here so actually feels fresh for the first time in about 2 weeks.
Lentil salad again.
Watching that Hemingway documentary, juat hearing about all the animals he shot.
Return of the bbc quizzes tonight is it? Lovely stuff.
Evening all! 
So bloody tired. Had a lovely bath after work so that was nice. Just ate a bowl of pesto pasta and I’m even sleepier now. Watching something on TV about railway trips. Might have a cup of decaff tea.