Random slice of bread appears on the balcony even though we’re the top floor
Oh yeah sorry about that
— World War counters, 1939
Probably fell from the sky
GET OUT THE HOUSE NOW
THE BREAD IS COMING FROM AN INSIDE LINE
Yeah you’re in the Truman Show, sorry mate
read your post earlier that you were short of bread so lobbed a slice up on the balcony hth
I mean I ended up with a spoon on my bedside table last night for some reason. So you’d think maybe I’ve decided to go outside and eat plain bread at some point. But we were out of bread. So it’s not ours.
And this is the second time it’s happened.
- A bird has dropped a slice of bread in the same location twice and couldn’t be arsed picking it back up
- Someone’s played a try to throw a slice of bread onto that balcony game, twice, in a heinous act of bullying
Could be that you’re on the flight path for an airline that carries extra bread and jettisons it towards the end of each flight
Imagine that, that’s a well freaky thought
They have to do it with piss and shit too so count yourself lucky!
Imagine if you go out there tomorrow and someone has lobbed a slice of ham and a second slice of bread on it
And then sliced it in half, ready for action
Eat the bread with the spoon, like a proper aristocrat.
And then slings a pack of crisps opened, pub style, to the side of it
HAHA YOU CAN STILL SEE WHERE THE LAST SLICE OF BREAD LANDED AGES AGO! LOOK! SOUTH WEST OF THE NEW BREAD! BECAUSE WE LEFT IT THERE FOR SO LONG! HAHAHA YES
You lot fucking rule