actualol on the grandad disembarking the ferry happy as larry tho, soz.

can we just throw him down one of the many hidden wells to be found in the area? 200 metre plus drop…

Happy as larry, barely speaks Spanish, only Catalan with a thick Ibizan accent, and will just speak it a bit louder for any mainlanders who don’t understand.

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maybe I have thought about where to hide bodies in Galicia. Maybe, I’ve not. the courts will decide.

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Making myself some roast cheese :yum:

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There’s this ridiculous place to enjoy in Palma at least that’s done up like a Fellini film, and they shower you with rose petals while playing Handel’s Messiah at midnight

this looks absolutely incredible. feel like less of a human being having not gone.

the fruit centrepiece has to be plastic, surely, but it looks so convincing in the photos.

but why paint the bananas unripened? fuck, maybe its real.

As far as I can remember, it was a mix. A layer of real fruit on top of plastic bases, so it looked like a huge pile of fruit.

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Currently.listening to an ‘A’ song which isn’t Starbucks or Nothing

its described as a tourist trap by some of the comments, but just feel shamed at that. tourist traps round here are places like - 1. you can eat octopus but UNDERGROUND, 2. a huge instagram friendly lighthouse to pose in front of, 3. a shrine where the relics of st james definitely aren’t behind the glass barrier and you could get decapitated by a swinging incense burner, and 4. a crisp factory

It’s totally the place mallorcans take visitors to because it’s ridiculous, and never set foot in there otherwise, but it fully knows it’s ridiculous

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Is it the fancy crisp factory that does the big tins?

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ahhh much like the underground Pulpo place. always take people there when they come over for the novelty, but am I fuck paying 15 euros for a plate of octopus and a coke.

Bonilla a la vista, yep. apparently they appeared in a korean film or something and now they’re world famous and bringing in the big bucks.

they are absolutely amazing tho - the best crisps in Spain by some distance.

Went to bed and found four (4) empty coffee mugs lined up on the unoccupied side. 2021 resolution, sort myself out and be less of a shambles

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Cider is serious business!

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Dedication to the shambles please

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anybody’s else drunk?

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