This Jarvis For Number 1 thing..

I mean i know there will be the usual gripes but… a decent idea? They’ll probably end up giving the money away to charity or something.

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Not a fan of the campaigned Christmas no. 1, but given the option is always a calculated cash grab from Cowell these days it’s the lesser of two evils.

And it would be a minor gesture, but a good one.

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Hasn’t been an X Factor winner since 2014 tbf

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Yeah fuck it, why not

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Dan Jarvis for Number 1…job in politics

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I’m in

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Going to put it on repeat on Spotify overnight either with my phone on silent or earbuds plugged in. I think 100 streams = 1 sale. Should get quite a few streams in over the next few nights.

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While he looks unlikely to beat LadBaby’s I Love Sausage Rolls to the Christmas No 1 spot

What?

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HE LOOKS UNLIKELY TO BEAT LAD BABY’S “I LOVE SAUSAGE ROLLS” TO THE CHRISTMAS NUMBER 1 SPOT!

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It’s for charity

Love it when British people accuse mainland Europeans of being weird and then stuff like this happens.

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Baby Shark, Baby Yoda, Lad Baby, Adult Baby Takeover, whatever next?

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Baby Maosm

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Christ, again!?

‘the video is already iconic’

good to know

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My friend Michael is running the campaign. How odd.

Also all proceeds for the week’s sales going to Shelter

https://www.clashmusic.com/news/jarvis-cocker-chart-battle-heats-up

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That’s Easter you’re thinking of tbf

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i’ve honestly never felt more out of touch

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Pulp or Jarvis have never had a number 1 single of any kind. Even Common People was denied by Robson and Jerome. It’s hardly the best song he’s ever done but let’s give a day in the sun to the gangly Dee Dar receptacle of Poundland erotica

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Got to number 48, if anyone needed proof that Facebook doesn’t get much traction these days.

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