Ur the devil’s work
The devil has all the best sweets
More like “These are pure shite!”
Not very witty but sums my feelings up I feel.
I mean I don’t like turkish delight either but at least it’s not liquorice
At least Bassett all sorts have the nice pink liquorice bits though.
Turkish Delights just shite entirely.
My old student house, I just got used to slugs fucking everywhere in the early mornings
Edit: fucking used not as a verb here, I didn’t see any invertebrate whoopie in progress
had a slug in this morning, it very helpfully slithered into the insect catching cup I have so I put it outside in some tasty plants as a reward
A house I used to rent quite a few years ago had quite a bad slug problem. (Landlord did nothing about it).
Getting up in the middle of the night, not turning the light on and stepping on a slug, barefooted, will haunt me forever…
I don’t normally wear slippers but I did there for that very reason. Amusingly enough they wouldn’t appear if we were having an all nighter watching weird TV or whatever, I guess they were shy
One really creeped me out because it was huge (I think it may actually have been a slow worm)
I just googled slow worm…I wish I hadn’t
Periodically get this as an earworm.