This or that (redux)

  • Decepticon bumper sticker
  • my other car is a porsche bumper sticker

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  • A small papercut
  • A splinter

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  • A seed stuck between your teeth
  • Biting the inside of your own lip

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  • Biting the inside of someone else’s lip
  • Having someone else bite the inside of your lip

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  • Tom
  • Jerry

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  • Kenan
  • Kel

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the ‘unable to sweat’ story was funnier than anything James Corden has ever done

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  • Fairy tales
  • Fairy washing up liquid

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I never say hi

hey, hello, maybe hiya…

hi feels weird

  • Jon Bon Jovi
  • An Anchovy

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you can get a splinter out, which is satisfying + makes the paint go away

paper cuts take longer to heal

plus if you eat salt & vinegar crisps as much as I do, a paperclip is a real hazard

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paperclip?!?

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  • paper cut
  • paperclip?!?

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fairy tales are generally not fatal to sea life

or maybe it’s just less easily quantifiable what damage they cause :thinking: