"This thread absolutely sucks!"


#1

That’s right! It’s the vacuum cleaner thread!

What you lot packing?

Need something that alternates between a handheld and an upright with suction to die for and a motor that won’t quit.


#2

tone, mate, the filth thread’s not til thursday.


#3

KNEW IT

fucking KNEW this was going to be about hoovers


#4

And you’re satisfied about it right?


#5

Miele all the way, mate.


#6

Just bought myself a vax for 60 pounds. It’s fine


#7

Reckon you’ll be buying another one for £60 in a couple of years or so pal, think we’re edging towards “false economy” status


#8

You may be right. But I didn’t have much disposable wedge and I needed a vacuum cleaner, stat.


#9

I do own a vacuum cleaner yes. It’s very useful


#10

I know that game, man


#11

Rarely see ‘stat’ used as a synonym for immediately in the past Tense, or in anything outside a hospital based drama, really


#12

Hoovering is quite a satisfying chore to do, isn’t it.


#13

I, for one, have never said it aloud


#14

Definitely one of the more palatable ones, friend. That’s a fact.


#15

Ever say “pronto”?


#16

Got this mo-fo for loads cheaper than this in the sales last year:


#17

I’ve never said it


#18

Much like ironing and mowing the lawn, the satisfaction levels are exactly equal to the quality of your appliance


#19

How is it?


#20

Try it when the opportunity next arises