"This thread absolutely sucks!"

That’s right! It’s the vacuum cleaner thread!

What you lot packing?

Need something that alternates between a handheld and an upright with suction to die for and a motor that won’t quit.

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KNEW IT

fucking KNEW this was going to be about hoovers

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And you’re satisfied about it right?

Miele all the way, mate.

Just bought myself a vax for 60 pounds. It’s fine

Reckon you’ll be buying another one for £60 in a couple of years or so pal, think we’re edging towards “false economy” status

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You may be right. But I didn’t have much disposable wedge and I needed a vacuum cleaner, stat.

I do own a vacuum cleaner yes. It’s very useful

I know that game, man

Rarely see ‘stat’ used as a synonym for immediately in the past Tense, or in anything outside a hospital based drama, really

Hoovering is quite a satisfying chore to do, isn’t it.

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I, for one, have never said it aloud

Definitely one of the more palatable ones, friend. That’s a fact.

Ever say “pronto”?

Got this mo-fo for loads cheaper than this in the sales last year:

I’ve never said it

Much like ironing and mowing the lawn, the satisfaction levels are exactly equal to the quality of your appliance

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How is it?

Try it when the opportunity next arises

Got a meeting in 45 mins or so, will try and toss it in…