Alan Partridge

it really is like an enormous cathedral isn’t it, where people come to worship shampoo and grapes

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Sorry, got confused by you responding to the wrong post.

Sing it!

Building myself into such a frenzy I might catch a case of minor women’s whiplash

https://twitter.com/timoncheese/status/1099965887409541121

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haha excellent

there’s an out of office on his email address too

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https://twitter.com/babycowLtd/status/1099881671854297088?s=19

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This has fully done me.

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He’s gone full Stapleton

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FIVE MINUTE WARNING

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What is this warren shit

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oooh new fleabag!

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This better not be shit

“Hello Alice Clunt”
“It’s Alice Fluck”

:laughing:

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Plays on made up names is a bit easy pickings innit

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Good in spots though

This is going to be a slow burner.

Enjoyed the tweet bit

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Oh shit, in bits at the step dad answer!