Thoughts on football teams

Scott_Chegg · 2021-02-03T15:52:39.316Z

Please can you do my local provincial town growing up’s football club, Watford when you have a second?

Unlucky · 2021-02-03T15:54:38.874Z

Did any of your parents ever say ‘I’ll give you wat for(d)’?

Scott_Chegg · 2021-02-03T15:54:54.743Z

Hasn’t happened yet!

anon24684334 · 2021-02-03T16:49:22.088Z

That faint tapping sound we can all hear in the background is Lineker logging into his Indeed account, realising that the gig is now finally up.

kermitwormit · 2021-02-03T16:53:19.748Z

Arsenal – my Mother always said that if you don’t have anything nice to say, you shouldn’t say anything at all. Which is excellent advice that I’m now going to ignore because Arsenal and their fans deserve to know just how much they SUCK. A genuinely unpleasant bunch, with a completely unmatched but also utterly misplaced arrogance. You got beaten by Wolver-bloody-hampton yesterday but you still think you’re great, for some unknown reason. Terrible logo. I’m gonna stop now because I will get very vicious in my dislike for you. Before anyone starts being all #NotAllArsenalFans, I KNOW that, but 99% of you. I accidentally dated an Arsenal fan for a while and the least bad thing he did was offer me popcorn that had been spilt on a cinema floor. The Best of UB40.

Will start working on requests now btw

Ruffers · 2021-02-03T16:58:11.688Z

kermitwormit:

with a completely unmatched but also utterly misplaced arrogance

these are so spot on

aboynamedgoo · 2021-02-03T16:59:02.312Z

Ruffers:

kermitwormit:

with a completely unmatched but also utterly misplaced arrogance

these are so spot on

We are just better people. Not our fault.

anon19035908 · 2021-02-03T16:59:04.484Z

kermitwormit:

I accidentally dated an Arsenal fan for a while

Is that that guy?

kermitwormit · 2021-02-03T17:01:35.988Z

Yes. Yes it was. I’m not proud but that was a period of my life where I was constantly drunk and working through some stuff.

xylo · 2021-02-03T17:02:45.968Z

The Best of UB40 is such a horrible, unexpected finisher

anon19035908 · 2021-02-03T17:03:12.776Z

kermitwormit:

that was a period of my life where I was constantly drunk and working through some stuff.

Yeah as you know my one of these phases wasn’t exactly anything to be proud of either.

kermitwormit · 2021-02-03T17:04:24.689Z

I’ve never stood by anything as much as I stand by that

anon24684334 · 2021-02-03T17:07:11.336Z

kermitwormit:

Will start working on requests now btw

I may live to regret the results, but York City and St Mirren please, Kermy.

anon24684334 · 2021-02-03T17:16:33.253Z

That faint tapping sound we can all hear in the background is @kermitwormit doing a hell of a lot of Wikipedia research on Paisley.

profk · 2021-02-03T17:30:32.045Z

beginning to think these analyses aren’t as objective and rigorously peer reviewed as promised.

futilityofendeavour · 2021-02-03T17:34:58.290Z

Athletic Bilbao, Harchester United and Melchester Rovers please.

anon24684334 · 2021-02-03T17:37:15.177Z

Wot, no Glipton Grasshoppers?

futilityofendeavour · 2021-02-03T17:39:17.982Z

Thought they played cricket

colon_closed_bracket · 2021-02-03T17:42:48.538Z

Looking forward to her take on Farsley Celtic.

shrewbie · 2021-02-03T17:44:11.583Z

do England next