Thread for aides-mémoire n stuff

Just keep a link to my thread and look at it before purchasing any crisps.

The English are at it again

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I see cheese of green
Blue walkers too
I eat them all
For me and you
And I think to myself
What the fuck is Walkers problem

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parkours!

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Every
Good
Boy
Deserves
Fudge
Unless
They
Want
Salt and Vinegar Hula Hoops which are blue

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Hi Xylo, remember when walkers branded their salt and vinegar “salt & linekar” for a while. False advertising tho as it tasted nothing like Gary Linekar

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How do you know?

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I have nibbled his toe

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That’s the colour of my (not cheese n onion) crisps
Which I will eat

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Other than the bellend that is the cheesiest area of a human male so that is an unfair assumption. I reckon he might have salty teeth and vinegary ears.

edward died in november, buried under robert hula hoops

Aides
Memoires

Aids
Memory

Was going to take the piss out of you for that extremely tiny gif, but fair play, I know exactly what it is

Well it would do, wouldn’t it, being so runny

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I think a 5-5-4-4 split would be preferable to the 6-4-4-4 but that’s just me.

Oi, no football chat outside the football thread

Which film actor loves potato snacks but hates the feel of them against his skin?

Crispin Glover

Good fact

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Hey Dude! Which cultural appropriation enthusiast/musican turned director loves potato snacks almost as much as he loves seeing bread being made

Crispin Mills

he’ll get a hold on you believe it