#17

Nope

#18

I don’t think I do, sorry, friend. Do you have one child?

#19

Sorry I can only answer questions about my projects in this thread

#20

Hmm good question. 3 out of 5 I’d say

#21

Is there tangible, physical evidence for the existence of these projects?

#22

sorry I don’t want to answer this in case it sounds like bragging

#23

Do the other two involve putting things in your anus?

#24

yes

#25

no

#26

Great, that’s all the information I needed. Thank you for your time.

#27

I was very keen to find out what these projects are but I’ve lost interest now given you’re being so wilfully obtuse.

#28

very poor questioning IMO. Never become a broadcast journalist ant

#29

I’m gonna become the best broadcast journalist that ever lived just to spite you and I bet, when I end up interviewing the first ever World President and I get them to spill classified information just by charming them, you’ll look back on this thread with sadness and shame.

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#30

hmm no I reckon I’ll be really pleased for you and you’ll thank me for inspiring you and we’ll go out for a gelato

#31

That actually sounds very pleasant

#32

get to it big man

#33

I’m 5’7"

#34

oh forget it then

#36

^5(’ 7")

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#38

I wish I could share those sentiments but it’s actually a fairly constant source of self-pity for me and almost certainly a considerable factor in the childhood bullying I suffered which has led to my poor self-esteem as an adult.