I just asked people in my office if they’ve heard the expression “I’d crawl over broken glass to stick matches in his/her shite” and got a lot of blank looks. To be honest I get many blank looks around here.
The first person I heard say it was a woman from Durham, maybe it’s a North East thing.
- I’ve heard it before, saps, you beauty.
- I think you’ve made it up, you loon.
And while we’re at it…I say “do me a lemon” a fair bit.
- Me too, saps. You’re not alone there.
- Fuck off mate.