Thread for asking if people have heard of things


#1

I just asked people in my office if they’ve heard the expression “I’d crawl over broken glass to stick matches in his/her shite” and got a lot of blank looks. To be honest I get many blank looks around here.

The first person I heard say it was a woman from Durham, maybe it’s a North East thing.

  • I’ve heard it before, saps, you beauty.
  • I think you’ve made it up, you loon.

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And while we’re at it…I say “do me a lemon” a fair bit.

  • Me too, saps. You’re not alone there.
  • Fuck off mate.

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#2

‘Crawl over broken glass’ is pretty common and easy to understand.

Sticking matches in someone’s shite is just completely baffling though.


#3

#4

That shows how much romance you have in your heart.


#5

I thought crawling over broken glass is cause you like someone so much?


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#8

well i’ve heard a variant of it


#9

https://goo.gl/pasvHw


#10

My hero.

I’d take you over that shower of fools any day.


#11

Yes


#12

Had this crossword clue the other day (non-cryptic btw):
Half seas over (5)

The answer is DRUNK

Never heard of this phrase in my life

Half seas over:

  • Wat?
  • It is a common phrase… down our way

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#13

:kissing_heart: F :heart_eyes: U :sunglasses: C :confounded: K :triumph:O :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: F :sleepy: F :scream: M :sleeping: A :innocent: T :tired_face: E :sob:


#14

really enjoyed unhiding these thank you


#15

it’s fun isn’t it. perhaps someone could make a gif of it


#16

bit miffed at you hoovering up my likes tho


#17

:smiley: this^


#18

My bf came back with a cracker the other day. Him and his friends were talking about doing a hill. When one of them said they were a bit exhausted after all the drinking they’d been doing the other friend said…

“Yeah, you wouldn’t want to burst your arse!”

  • Sorry mate? Did you just say “burst your arse”?!?
  • Oh aye, I’m always bursting my arse… at the gym, at the weekend, whenever I can really.

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#19

clicked one wrong! however i do think i’ve heard this.

wait maybe not, im getting confused with ‘burst your ass’ as in put in loads of effort


#20

oh… “bust your ass”?