Thread for asking if people have heard of things

I just asked people in my office if they’ve heard the expression “I’d crawl over broken glass to stick matches in his/her shite” and got a lot of blank looks. To be honest I get many blank looks around here.

The first person I heard say it was a woman from Durham, maybe it’s a North East thing.

  • I’ve heard it before, saps, you beauty.
  • I think you’ve made it up, you loon.

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And while we’re at it…I say “do me a lemon” a fair bit.

  • Me too, saps. You’re not alone there.
  • Fuck off mate.

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‘Crawl over broken glass’ is pretty common and easy to understand.

Sticking matches in someone’s shite is just completely baffling though.

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That shows how much romance you have in your heart.

I thought crawling over broken glass is cause you like someone so much?

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well i’ve heard a variant of it

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https://goo.gl/pasvHw

My hero.

I’d take you over that shower of fools any day.

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Yes

Had this crossword clue the other day (non-cryptic btw):
Half seas over (5)

The answer is DRUNK

Never heard of this phrase in my life

Half seas over:

  • Wat?
  • It is a common phrase… down our way

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it’s fun isn’t it. perhaps someone could make a gif of it

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bit miffed at you hoovering up my likes tho

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clicked one wrong! however i do think i’ve heard this.

wait maybe not, im getting confused with ‘burst your ass’ as in put in loads of effort

oh… “bust your ass”?

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Sounds like it’s been paying off for him though, maybe you should follow his lead.

Look at all these chumps who are woefully underprepared for opportunistic work fellatio/cunnilingus.

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