Where’s my VIP ticket, you solid gold twat?
That’s not me, I’m strickly lower case. All the way.
I don’t think I could ever be furious at saps tbh
Pull the other one, you’ve even got your miniature pool table pal Jimmy White tagging along.
although i am a bit jealous that he’s older than me but can pull off the long hair
Must be some poor other bastards, then.
Look, if I was on this bill you’d know about it,
We’ve had this discussion so many times.