Its not.

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Marmalade is actually a type of jam

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Man, a bit teary about how sad he looks.

Think yous are all overlooking a very simple truism about marmalade and why Paddington likes it, even if it is a little bitter:

It’s because Paddington is already sweet enough.

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Drinking laphroaig and eating chocolate coins: christmas, bloody hell.

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Do I open the second pack of salted caramel m and ms?

  • You’re so fit tilty you deserve them
  • No go to bed you knob

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  • Smoke a rolly from my dads stash
  • Go to bed!!!

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Going horror film tonight. Help me decide DiS

  • Hills Have Eyes (Original)
  • The Descent
  • Session 9
  • Martyrs

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Why are there birds tweting outside???

*twatting

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Sorry neil - dont expect you to know the reason

Got into dad’s stash after all eh? :grin:

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Warny’s off his tits

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Just smashed a port glass

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Have put on about 3 stone within the last week

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Smashing one right now lol cheers every1

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Knobbed?

  • Mildly
  • Battered
  • There have been drinks
  • Where the fuck am I?

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Everything is fine besides the peas. No business being on pizza. IMO.

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maaayte

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I am replying to this without reading the full thread (sorry)- I don’t see eye to eye with J on many levels but this seems absolutely unhinged and I am concerned. This isn’t him xx