Having to ask someone else whether you’re dressed to make absolutely sure you’re not leaving the house naked
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Sometimes eating the components of a sandwich separately rather than making a sandwich as it seems more appealing at the time
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The first one: *waynesworldlaughing.jpg*
The second one: I’ve definitely had a slice of bread or a chunk of cheese on its own but never one after the other like an unmade sandwich. Just seems wrong.
In relation to the first one when i go swimming everytime i am utterly convinced ive gotten into the poll with my coat/bra/shoes on or have my phone in a (non-existent) pocket and have to check myself about 3 times before i get in.
A knife of butter straight to the tongue
butter’s so lush
If you go into the bathroom at work and other people are in some of the cubicles, you dash into a free one before they emerge and almost panic that you might not make it without being seen
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Butter is my downfall. If I could make one foodstuff calorie free it would be butter
Bathrooms are no place for socialising, i do not want to chat with you while you have your dick in your hand thanks pal
people I don’t know - don;t care
people I know well and like - don’t care
people I kind of know cos I work with them but not very well - HIDE
That’s a thread right there.
You’re not going to be very happy about a number of our past interactions on drowned in sound dot com then.
Wahey
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Wait - I think I had a ploughmans once. Does that count?
Funny you should say that…
The cleaner tries to chat to you in the toilets in the workplace. Proper awkward
This one kind of relates to Scout’s
Breaking into a bit of a sprint on a set of stairs when you hear someone coming behind you
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My parents only used margarine when i was growing up, so when I went to my grandparents for tea, I’d forgo pretty much everything else on the table and eat just the bread and butter. It’s just so magical. I’d demand extra slices and always choose the ones where the butter was thick and hadn’t been spread well and eat the round the thin bits saving the highest ratio butter to bread for last. These days I always slice a bit of butter straight into my mouth.
Same goes for exiting the cubicle. When you hear someone next to you opening the door just before you’re about to leave, I’ll stay in there until I know it’s safe to get out of there.
I walked into the BM staff toilets earlier and one of the big lads was using a urinal with his head resting on the wall above the urinal and both of his hands resting on the wall above that.
Power move. BDE