chef of the british empire?
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Which part of the dark web did you exchange drugs for these?
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They only cost me a kidney.
Anyone got £70 to spend on going to the cinema with Ricky? I mean for that price I presume he sits next to you…
Amazing
Also I recently got a #hotscoop from someone ‘in the know’ that claimed that Chalky (RIP) was a nasty little shit that would constantly attack and bite the crew and guests.
Never meet yr heroes I guess
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I’m going to Athens soon.
Are you willing to then fly to Australia so you can have dinner with Rick? Reckon it’s worth it.
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It’s tempting, but I’m frightened that it will be some weird variant of Aussie food that he has ‘improved’.
Vegemite sandwiches ‘Padstow style’?
A marmite sandwich, instead.
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Please tell me he’s doing a new series visiting only places beginning with A
started with Athens - realised cities was a bit limiting - went to Australia - hmm still gonna struggle here - next up - ‘Africa’
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"Not enough people to insult if we limit ourselves to cities "
Amazing, although I forgot it’s fucking Linehan in that episode which makes it a bit 
now.