I like him.

I like that he insists on wearing pastel coloured shirts in the baking heat despite them showing up his massive sweat stains every single time.

I like the way he’ll reference a Graham Greene novel in front of a clearly bemused local market stall worker who inwardly hates him.

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The sweatiest of all the chefs.

this scans a bit like the poem at the end of Ten Things I Hate About You, and I appreciate that

I think if you’re going to be a paedo the best kind to be would be one with no evidence to back it up.

Chilling.

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Literally the coldest thing I’ve ever heard.

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I think if you’re going to be a paedo, the best kind would be one that isn’t a paedo.

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Been some absolute car crash moments in the current series.

Not a man who looks like he can handle hot weather either. That last series should have been called “Sweating and Shitting in India, with Rick Stein” or something hahaha

Seems like a friendly middle class friend of the family uncle type, but is actually pretty nasty.

(This is another of the unexpected twists and turns btw)

Please name at least five

Yes, that was the point.

This is not Rick Stein related but it is a good read:

https://medium.com/@ultrabrilliant_22701/hucknall-6e3f263f8a78#.2c9cxrzh7

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I am fairly sure you can still be a paedo if there is no evidence that you’re a paedo theo.

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I think you’d be a really unusual and immensely theoretical paedo, but okay.

???

am i being crazy here or is theo talking nonesense

A little from column A, a little from column B

Are you confusing the existence of evidence of a thing and ability for anyone else to find/track that evidence?

Theo, please stop talking about paedos, it’s making us all uncomfortable.

I’m with you here. Sounded like theo was just talking about a paedo who covered their tracks and removed evidence, rather than a paedo who just didn’t act on his urges or whatever.

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