very good question.

These are fucking brilliant. Highly recommended. And available from waitrose, lonzy.

Have you ever tried sticking them up your bum?

For some reason my brain has assumed it would be from a Disturbed song, so now I’ve got that and DAK-A-DAK-BAK-BAK going around in my head

I’ve had them and there is a Waitrose in my town but I go there infrequently.

You fucking flash fucks!

I have not. Bit floppy I imagine?

What’s with vital wheat gluten? You dont hear about non-vital wheat gluten do you?

Have you tried some pelvic floor exercises?

Think it’s a retro 90s style marketing gimmick. Like ‘crucial cuts’ or whatever.

I do have a core strengthening routine I bust out most evenings until the cat jumps on me

Do U Believe In Society’s (steak and onion) Lies??

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morrys veg mince is better, we have recently discovered :ok_hand:

Tell me lies
Tell me steak and onion lies

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Let’s hear it for soy beans.

Hmm there is a Waitrose not that far away from me but I never go there, might investigate

Asda do a vegan satay Kiev can’t remember the brand.

ooo, good tip

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Don’t you hmmm me!

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The pepperoni has been around for ages no?

sorry that’s the sound of my deliveroo moped, left it running in the middle of the pavement

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