Thread for guessing how many toilets Sketches has


#1

I’m going with seven.


#3

Give the others a chance first, ffs.


#4

Three


#5

Alright, @Sketches, you can have a go now.


#6

Specifically a downstairs loo, a master bathroom and an en suite.


#8

I don’t think you understand what a bathroom is, in case you want to revise your answer.


#10

Oh shit it’s all about to kick off.


#11

What kind of bathroom doesn’t have a shitter? Or at the very least, a solo shitter next door, which may be physically separate, but is spiritually part of the overall bathroom suite.


#12

Q: have I ever been in a room that has a bath but doesn’t have a shitter?

A: don’t think so


#14

Then how do you know what you look like when you’re toweling your ringpiece?


#15

*faints*


#16

Ours doesn’t. It’s an oldish house where the toilet is in a separate room.

That said, we are going to remedy this as soon as we’ve got some spare cash (i.e. never probably).


#18

What? Ours is separated and it’s a new build.


#19

I guess he might have had to invest in a spare after blocking one up with body parts he couldn’t face eating?


#20

Maybe he’s got one of those saniflow macerating ones specifically for the bodies, given it must mush everything up.


#21

I’ve never been in your house


#22

it’s four


#23

It always comes back to mashing up shit with you doesn’t it? You’re obsessed.


#24

Then who talks free to you?


#25

Hmm, they struggle with anything firmer than a large poo.