#14

Then how do you know what you look like when you’re toweling your ringpiece?

#15

*faints*

#16

Ours doesn’t. It’s an oldish house where the toilet is in a separate room.

That said, we are going to remedy this as soon as we’ve got some spare cash (i.e. never probably).

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#18

What? Ours is separated and it’s a new build.

#19

I guess he might have had to invest in a spare after blocking one up with body parts he couldn’t face eating?

#20

Maybe he’s got one of those saniflow macerating ones specifically for the bodies, given it must mush everything up.

#21

I’ve never been in your house

#22

it’s four

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#23

It always comes back to mashing up shit with you doesn’t it? You’re obsessed.

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#24

Then who talks free to you?

#25

Hmm, they struggle with anything firmer than a large poo.

#26

you’re missing out on one of life’s great pleasures

(interrupting the TVs relaxing bath by taking a shit and maintaining eye contact throughout)

#27

Eleven

#29

Wait, you have a basement toilet ?

#31

Makes sense. Also for if you drink too much wine in unimaginable basement luxury.

#32

Incorrect.

Alright, who’s next?

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#34

Is it one, in the garden, shared with the neighbours, and everyone has to provide their own newspaper?

#35

Is this just because you drank 96 bottles of wine?

#37

Don’t let those interior designers and their chihuahuas bully you like that.

#38

Closest guess so far.